A dumb one I thought up years ago and needed to finally get out of my system.
I still dislike my comic art but have once again failed to try something different.
Panel four probably should have been the ending, it's a little funnier that way...or is it?
I almost specified "proctologist ghosts," what with the probing and all, which made the final revelation more bizarre, but also felt more juvenile. Did I make the right choice?