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"Filth Puppet"

CLASS: BIOCONSTRUCT

Created by an eccentric hermit who left no record of their intended purpose, these ludicrous monsters are clearly patterned after socks, with incredibly stretchy bodies striped in an endless combination of colors. Capable of an impressive leap for their relatively small legs, they wrap tightly around enemies to bind limbs, suffocate or blind before delivering a vicious bite. Their saliva is loaded with an extremely irritating parasitic fungus, causing a severely itchy, necrotic rash.

A Foulmouth is most comfortable in small, dark spaces, where it curls into a tight ball and can sleep almost indefinitely. It has a strong desire to be paired with another of its kind, but a curious aversion to Foulmouth of the same color. It sweats profusely when excited, and smells strongly of body odor.

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:icondexantares:
I think I threw up in my mouth a little o_o;
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~scythemantis Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I like to think its eyes would wobble like Cookie Monster's.
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:icondexantares:
Today's episode is bought to you by the letter "S" for "Subdural Hematoma!"

I don't know what a Subdural Hematoma is. I just really like saying it.
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:iconpousazpower:
A subdural hematoma is a congealed mass of blood that collects under the dura, a leathery membrane that surrounds the brain!
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:icondexantares:
So... pudding skin, but on your brain??
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:iconpousazpower:
Basically, but it's a normal membrane. :D
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:icondexantares:
As opposed to what? I mean, does pudding skin count as normal, or abnormal? @_@ Wow, my once-brilliant analogy is crumbling before my very eyes...
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:iconpousazpower:
I mean it doesn't appear after it's been sitting out for a while. :D

Just think of a leather sack to protect your brain.
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~scythemantis Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
A hematoma is any tumor that has grown completely body parts of some kind...most commonly teeth or hair, but some tumors have been found with eyeballs or tiny malformed hands and feet in them!!!!!!
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:icondexantares:
You're kidding!! Like that lady with the enormous ovarian tumor?? But they say that on CSI all the time!! Does that mean a lot of dead people have tumors.... post-mortum? o___o;
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