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Mortasheen - Foulmouth by scythemantis Mortasheen - Foulmouth by scythemantis
"Filth Puppet"

CLASS: BIOCONSTRUCT

Created by an eccentric hermit who left no record of their intended purpose, these ludicrous monsters are clearly patterned after socks, with incredibly stretchy bodies striped in an endless combination of colors. Capable of an impressive leap for their relatively small legs, they wrap tightly around enemies to bind limbs, suffocate or blind before delivering a vicious bite. Their saliva is loaded with an extremely irritating parasitic fungus, causing a severely itchy, necrotic rash.

A Foulmouth is most comfortable in small, dark spaces, where it curls into a tight ball and can sleep almost indefinitely. It has a strong desire to be paired with another of its kind, but a curious aversion to Foulmouth of the same color. It sweats profusely when excited, and smells strongly of body odor.

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...Candidate for best ever?
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
I think I threw up in my mouth a little o_o;
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I like to think its eyes would wobble like Cookie Monster's.
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
Today's episode is bought to you by the letter "S" for "Subdural Hematoma!"

I don't know what a Subdural Hematoma is. I just really like saying it.
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PousazPower Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
A subdural hematoma is a congealed mass of blood that collects under the dura, a leathery membrane that surrounds the brain!
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
So... pudding skin, but on your brain??
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PousazPower Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
Basically, but it's a normal membrane. :D
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
As opposed to what? I mean, does pudding skin count as normal, or abnormal? @_@ Wow, my once-brilliant analogy is crumbling before my very eyes...
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PousazPower Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2009
I mean it doesn't appear after it's been sitting out for a while. :D

Just think of a leather sack to protect your brain.
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
A hematoma is any tumor that has grown completely body parts of some kind...most commonly teeth or hair, but some tumors have been found with eyeballs or tiny malformed hands and feet in them!!!!!!
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
You're kidding!! Like that lady with the enormous ovarian tumor?? But they say that on CSI all the time!! Does that mean a lot of dead people have tumors.... post-mortum? o___o;
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
oh whoops, lol, I'm thinking of TERATOMA....a hematoma is a mass of blood that has leaked out of the vessels and into the flesh, creating a big nasty bruise.
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
Ahhh, THAT makes sense now. But while we're on the subject, morose as it may be, teratoma's are fascinating... I mean, a tumor is mutant cellular growth, right? And now they're finding intact, complete organs like teeth and hair growing in them... almost sounds like your body is doing the right things at the wrong time...
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Recently they removed one from a 3-day old baby's brain, which had a perfectly formed but nearly microscopic foot and arm :0
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Carni-Vorus Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
I love this guy!
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Southwest Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a terrible person, but I swear that at least half the time, it's a condom monster instead.

Still fantastic, though. I love watching your incredibly creative ideas.
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NeitherSparky Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
AHH he looks like that sock-headed guy from Rocko's Modern Life.
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Daimera Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
I love wearing mismatched gaudy striped socks, but I tend to prefer the kind with toes. D8
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kecen Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
The hermit created it in protest to the world's need for homogenic sock pairings, o' course!
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Except they will only pair with a foulmouth of a *different* color combo :p
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kecen Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
He must have been a conforming non-conformist, then. Suppose there's one that's colourblind...
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g212 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008   Writer
Filth Puppet sounds like a good name for a death metal/industrial band (unless if it already is, which is pretty likely). And I really like this one!
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SpydrXIII Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
i LOVE this one!
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Khorosho Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
VAGINA DENTATA
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KrewL-RaiN Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
Aww I like the seeking a matching pair bit lol
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Seeking a non-matching pair actually :p
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KrewL-RaiN Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
oh noez!
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whalewithlegs Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008  Student General Artist
THIS is where all the spare socks go!
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TheWhiteCrayon Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2008
"I want your hand...INSIDE ME!"
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