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Mortasheen - Foulmouth by scythemantis Mortasheen - Foulmouth by scythemantis
"Filth Puppet"

CLASS: BIOCONSTRUCT

Created by an eccentric hermit who left no record of their intended purpose, these ludicrous monsters are clearly patterned after socks, with incredibly stretchy bodies striped in an endless combination of colors. Capable of an impressive leap for their relatively small legs, they wrap tightly around enemies to bind limbs, suffocate or blind before delivering a vicious bite. Their saliva is loaded with an extremely irritating parasitic fungus, causing a severely itchy, necrotic rash.

A Foulmouth is most comfortable in small, dark spaces, where it curls into a tight ball and can sleep almost indefinitely. It has a strong desire to be paired with another of its kind, but a curious aversion to Foulmouth of the same color. It sweats profusely when excited, and smells strongly of body odor.

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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
I think I threw up in my mouth a little o_o;
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I like to think its eyes would wobble like Cookie Monster's.
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
Today's episode is bought to you by the letter "S" for "Subdural Hematoma!"

I don't know what a Subdural Hematoma is. I just really like saying it.
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PousazPower Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
A subdural hematoma is a congealed mass of blood that collects under the dura, a leathery membrane that surrounds the brain!
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
So... pudding skin, but on your brain??
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PousazPower Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
Basically, but it's a normal membrane. :D
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2009
As opposed to what? I mean, does pudding skin count as normal, or abnormal? @_@ Wow, my once-brilliant analogy is crumbling before my very eyes...
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PousazPower Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2009
I mean it doesn't appear after it's been sitting out for a while. :D

Just think of a leather sack to protect your brain.
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scythemantis Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
A hematoma is any tumor that has grown completely body parts of some kind...most commonly teeth or hair, but some tumors have been found with eyeballs or tiny malformed hands and feet in them!!!!!!
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DexAntares Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2008
You're kidding!! Like that lady with the enormous ovarian tumor?? But they say that on CSI all the time!! Does that mean a lot of dead people have tumors.... post-mortum? o___o;
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