“Don’t listen to that circus sideshow they keep calling “facts!” Only the most gullible sheople trust anything that comes out of the money-hungry conspirators known as “scientists,” “doctors,” “educators” or “the world!” After all, why would THEY fight so hard to debunk what you like to believe if it weren’t secretly true? And isn’t it kind of suspicious that the very people who try to tell us what’s true and what isn’t are always the same people who devoted years of their lives to researching the subject? Isn’t it all too convenient that there’s always so many more sources only backing up THEIR statements? You’re just as smart as anyone else, your claims are their own evidence, and the only “research” you need is what you like and don’t like! Every possible outlook is equally valid…but especially yours!
Don’t worry, I won’t let Al Gore’s Fluoridated GMO Chemtrails fill your head with Morgellon’s DARWINISM!”
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GET IT IT’S LIKE FUCKING YOUR OWN BRAIN TO DEATH CUZ YOU THINK IT’S SO GREAT. Is that getting too gross, even for these? I mean, I already had a thing with a drooling valentine face for a penis.
This isn’t meant to put down anyone’s beliefs in particular (no, not even elements of that last line) but anyone in any argument who acts like this. Even when you’re technically right, being accidentally right on a blind, stubborn hunch is pretty much as good as wrong.
This applies even to the very smallest topic. From religious debate to video games, there’s always that one jerk whose points come from a completely unverifiable source (for example, their imagination) and never ever backs down, no matter how evident the actual facts are made.
I have to admit, I was unsure of what this was supposed to be until you explained it in the description. I thought the little blue guy was actually lying upside-down on top of the big brain-thing with its mouth open, and that long purple brainstem was actually it's tongue.
I dunno, man. Not hating the concept, but I'll betcha there's one DA mod with a bug up their ass that'd take this down because indirectly telling denialists (which I have decided is a word now) to go fuck themselves is too sexual or some other bullshit.
Which would suck, because I'm liking these so far.
That was kinda heavy. Changing the subject; what is your stance on bees?
Which would suck, because I'm liking these so far.
That was kinda heavy. Changing the subject; what is your stance on bees?
Bees are among the cutest fuzzy animals that can exist. Even their name, their buzzing, their weaponized butts, everything about them.
Explicit sex. Also,
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
(it rhymes with "knees")
*gasp*
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